FUPA Hunter

Wal Mart Fupa

2007-09-24T18:52:00.001-07:00

Any good hunter knows that if you are in dire need of a Fupa, head to your local Wal-Mart and you will be rewarded with a nice catch. that what this hunter did, and he captured it with a trusty fanny pack as well.

Huge Bike Rally Fupa

2007-09-21T13:03:00.000-07:00

This Fupa was bagged by the wife of an east coast hunter while at a Bike Rally. The wife needed proof to prove to the husband the amazing girth of this wonderful beast, and decided to share this specimen with us here at the hunting lodge. Enjoy!

Mexico City Fupa

2007-09-21T12:44:00.001-07:00

This Fupa was checking into a hotel in Mexico City while showcasing his legendary FUPA. His reservation had problems and he was really taking out his fat aggression on the hotel staff. Check out the brave photographer who bagged a shot from up close in the elevator.

Tame Fupa

2007-09-21T12:35:00.000-07:00

A rare breed of fupa captured by this hunter who allows the hunter to interact with it. He was able to get up close and pose with the animal in the wild. Please do not try this at home as some can be very dangerous.

Drew's Schwaggle

2007-07-14T16:28:00.000-07:00

Hunter Drew bagged this nice schwaggle. Nice!

Bright and Early FUPA

2007-07-03T04:27:00.000-07:00

This Fupa, captured by the Arizona hunter, was out first thing in the morning to catch her ride. Heaven forbid she walk...

Disgruntled Fupa

2007-06-26T16:43:00.000-07:00

These Fupa were not happy with the hunter. Fortunately, he escaped with his trophy nevertheless. That's bravery...

Dentist office FUPA

2007-06-21T16:46:00.000-07:00

Sugar and fatty foods are hard on the choppers. This Fupa was getting things taken care of at the dentist when he was bagged by the Arizona hunter.

Village Inn FUPA

2007-06-18T12:42:00.000-07:00

This hunter bagged a double. Two Fupa lining up to feed at the Village Inn feed trough...

Fenway FUPA

2007-06-16T07:48:00.001-07:00

A fine shot from a newbie on safari in Boston... Classic fupa.

Howdy,

A first-timer here, just came across your site last night and nearly killed myself laughing so hard. Great stuff. Flew from San Francisco to watch my Giants play the RedSox tonight at Fenway, and stumbled across this beast at the Fenway Park train station, so I aptly named her, the "Fenway Fupa". She's basking in the moment, leaving all to take in her majerstic fupa as her front side is wide open for all to see.

Baggage Claim FUPA

2007-06-13T16:31:00.000-07:00

This Fupa was returing to Los Angeles and proudly displaying her fupa at the Baggage claim. No word on if the Fupa had to buy two seats.

Vegas Super Fupa

2007-06-13T16:10:00.001-07:00

Another excellent fupa from the high flying hunter in Las Vegas. Love the expanse of stone washed denim. Well done...

In-N-Out Brace FUPA

2007-06-08T09:29:00.000-07:00

A new Las Vegas high flying hunter bagged this rare piece at the In N Out. Note how the fupa attempts to control his affliction with a wide brace, but has no qualms about laying into a Double-Double.

Airport FUPA

2007-06-08T09:20:00.001-07:00

Airports are very fertile hunting ground -
Check out this fine fupa bagged from afar at an Indiana airport

And this jet-set fupa passing through LAX on her way to the Cinnabon

Vegas Fupa by the pool

2007-06-06T16:35:00.001-07:00

The LA hunter, on safari in Las Vegas bagged this fine catch poolside. If you click on the photo to enlarge it, you may be able to spot the stogie she toked on with pride.
Excellent cellulite definition provided by creative lighting. Well done.

Corndog FUPA

2007-06-05T14:09:00.001-07:00

This fine example of a classic FUPA feeding is the work of a new hunter from Michigan. According to him, she was bagged in a trendy Detroit suburb leaning against a store window eating a corn dog. She looks quite unhappy, so we are relived that the hunter escaped. Love the friend in the stylin' shades...

Beverly Hills Schwaggle

2007-05-31T13:14:00.001-07:00

Its always nice to grab a schwaggle shot. This collection of fupa were sprawled out enjoying a warm so-cal day sunning themselves when they were bagged by this hunter.

Double FUPA!

2007-05-30T09:54:00.000-07:00

Check out this wonderful double, bagged by a South Carolina hunter at Bike Week in Myrtle Beach. Note the amazing view of the leg girth, and the find tattoo. Truely a wonderful trophy. Well done.

FUPA Safari

2007-05-23T19:52:00.001-07:00

Two hunters formed a hunting party and went to the wilds of Costa Rica in search of international FUPA. They were not disappointed. The were greeted by a veritable monument to the fupa, cast in bronze. We here at the fupa hunter applaud a country that goes to such lengths to honor this noble beast.
As you can see, they returned from the jungles of central america with a brace of fupa that would be the envy of any seasoned hunter.
Les felicitamos por sus habilidades de cazeria.

Walmart Shopper FUPA

2007-05-18T17:06:00.001-07:00

Walmart is always easy pickings. This trophy soprts a large gut, and the bubble butt. Not much of a fupa to see here, but I'll bet your could bounce a quarter off of those pants. That denim is as tight as a drum.
From one of the Utah hunters

Massive FUPA

2007-05-17T06:18:00.000-07:00

Hunters of many kinds dream of that one, giant, trophy catch. Once in a while, an opportunity presents itself, and the hunter is there and ready. Years of preparation come together in one sweet moment. This was one of those moments for the LA hunter. He happened upon this specimen while hunting in Santa Monica. Note the massive size and tiny face. FUPA of this magnitude are often confined to their living space, unable to leave. Seeing one out in the wild is a rare event. Props to the hunter for the dual angles.

Showing some skin FUPA

2007-05-11T08:08:00.000-07:00

Check out this sweet trophy from Drew. Fupa showing major skin, bagged while feeding...
Well done

3rd street FUPA

2007-05-08T13:34:00.000-07:00

The Santa Monica 3rd Street Promanade is advertised as a walk through history, and this fupa was out getting her fill. Note the relative fitness of her companion. Gotta be married - no single dude sticks with that girth...
Fine example of the secondary butt back roll. Very good close up by the brave So Cal hunter.

Dodgers stadium FUPA

2007-04-27T05:03:00.000-07:00

A lovely closeup from a brave hunter. Note the fupa adornment on the hand, futilely attempting to distract from the giant roll. Amazing... and by the way, the Dodgers lost...

Pizza fupa

2007-04-26T06:54:00.000-07:00

A very nice shot at the pizza parlor. Fupa do like to press their mound up against counters, tables and the like. Often that is necessary so that their comparatively short arms can reach!

Fellow hunters

2007-04-26T06:51:00.000-07:00

We have received word from another hunting lodge. The BNCOC FUPA Hunters from Ft Huachuca, AZ. You can check out some of their fine trophies here. Kudos on some great hunting!

South Carolina FUPA

2007-04-22T09:15:00.000-07:00

While most of our FUPA have been hunted in the west, we welcome these new trophies from a hunter in South Carolina. Remember, you can submit fupa for posting to fupahunter at gmail . com. Please submit only original examples - don't send the same old photos that have been circulating the web.

Jolly FUPA man. Note how the horizontal striped accentuate the girth. This FUPA is not ashamed.

Police FUPA. This shot demonstrates the bravery of the hunter, bagging a Law Enforcement Officer FUPA in the act of writing a citation. And what a fine FUPA it is...

Another example of bravery. Note how close the hunter got for this fine shot. The classic denim encased roll. What is it with FUPA and stonewashed jeans??? Pudgy hand and fingers are a bonus!

Waiting fupa

2007-04-21T06:29:00.000-07:00

From the new AZ hunter. This fupa waits patiently to feed, in her broad orange T shirt...

FUPA on the move

2007-04-21T06:26:00.000-07:00

This FUPA was bagged in the airport by the LA hunter. Pity the man or woman who is forced to have this one as a seat-mate of size...

Leatherby's FUPA

2007-04-17T14:14:00.000-07:00

While one of the original Arizona hunter's was on Safari in Provo Utah, he bagged this trophy (actually a small schwaggle) at Leatherby's. Do you think she was ordering Daddy Doug's Banana Special? They say "Bet you can't eat two..." We bet that she can...

Wal Mart Janitor FUPA

2007-04-17T14:12:00.000-07:00

Lets admire this hard working and massive specimen. Note the typical choice of loose fitting sweats as FUPA work gear. We admire this FUPA's work ethic and drive. From the Utah hunter...

New Sister Site

2007-04-09T11:43:00.000-07:00

Check out our new Sister Site - Sideshow Public

Del Taco Fupa

2007-04-09T11:37:00.000-07:00

Do you think this fupa was contempating super sizing her taco order?

Pumpkin FUPA

2007-04-09T11:35:00.000-07:00

The hunter christened this 'Pumpkin Fupa'. We don't really know why, but we respect a catch as fine as this any day of the week.
Note how the forward fupaweight is offset by the rear ballast...

UCLA fupa

2007-03-27T09:24:00.000-07:00

What an impressive trophy from the southern California hunter. Note the inclusion of the fupa footwear, and the fine capture of the actual fupa skin. Well done...

Oregano's Fupa

2007-03-16T10:59:00.000-07:00

Another fine catch bagged in fashionable Scottsdale AZ by the newest hunter to move into the hunting camp. Note the rare sight of a fupa in high heels.

Santa Monica Fupa

2007-03-16T10:50:00.000-07:00

A wonderful green mumu for St Patricks Day

Mexico transportation FUPA

2007-03-14T12:22:00.000-07:00

Two classic examples of international fupa.

Mexico Ferry Fupa (Check out those Cankles, and classic FUPA footwear!)

Mexico Bus Station FUPA (Nice Bermuda shorts)

Cycle fupa

2007-03-12T11:13:00.000-07:00

What a catch. From one of the original hunters in Arizona. Note the dimpled flesh! You may need to click on the photo to enlarge it in order to properly enjoy this trophy. Special commendation to the hunter for spotting the quarry, and following it in for a better close up shot.

Joe's BBQ Fupa

2007-02-20T10:10:00.000-08:00

A massive specimin from a new AZ hunter. Quite a first catch! Check out the leg rolls, the fupa footwear, and the way the head is dwarfed by the rest of the body. And at a BBQ joint, no less... Well done.

Two hunters - one FUPA

2007-01-22T16:40:00.000-08:00

This last weekend two hunters met up in Arizona searching for some very big game. Both bagged this same fupa at the bank. Note the different styles in each shot. One hunter takes a classic shot, cropping out the face, and showcasing the fupa footwear while keeping the main roll the center of the shot. The other hunter takes a wider view - giving context to the fupa and her color coordinated family. Interesting that both opt to include their own feet in their shots. Perhaps this is the signature style of these two hunters.

New post from a new hunter - Tarmac fupa

2007-01-12T09:46:00.000-08:00

A fine international example to be sure. From the hunter's own blog posting:

Unlimited Carry-On Flabbage!

This mature FUPA flew on the 12 seat puddlejumper you see behind. After seating myself, I brazenly turned around to witness how this terrestrial phenomenon planned to squeeze herself aboard an airborne craft. With a push and a shove and a heave-ho, she succeeded. More impressively, the two and a half seats she occupied withstood the incalculable pressure.

The FUPA is a flightless creature.

At right, we witness a rare exception.

Thankfully the pilot did not insist we strap into seatbelts and, mercifully, no stewardess was on hand to criminally offer any mid-flight cheeze doodles. While the other passengers considered the probability of a FUPA-precipitated two-ton tailspin into the uncharted Nicaraguan jungle, this speciman spent the hour-long flight applying make up onto her face. As if a little rouge could distract us.

We welcome quarry from hunters far and wide... send your trophies to fupahunter at gmail.com

Waiting to be seated

2007-01-04T08:12:00.000-08:00

Need a big seat...

Discount store FUPA

2007-01-04T08:10:00.000-08:00

Right next to the ice cream freezer too...

Fupa on strike!

2006-12-22T08:18:00.000-08:00

We aren't sure what is unfair, but these FUPA are out in force to tell us about it. Major hang time on the grayshirt there...

Laundry FUPA

2006-12-22T08:15:00.000-08:00

The local laundry is always an easy place to bag a fupa shot. Ample cloth is needed to cover the fupa body...

Leg brace fupa

2006-12-08T16:35:00.000-08:00

That extra weight is hard on the knee joints

Book selling FUPA

2006-12-08T16:32:00.000-08:00

This literary fupa is a fine example of a retail specimen.

Denim Skirt FUPA

2006-11-17T09:30:00.000-08:00

This trophy, bagged at the office supply store, shows a fine specimen, proudly displaying her girth with a large bolt of denim cloth.

Classic FUPA

2006-11-17T09:27:00.000-08:00

This is a classic FUPA shot, not a large trophy, but a good representation of a healthy patch of fat. Note how the observer covers her eyes at that sight...

Morning walk FUPA

2006-11-10T08:51:00.000-08:00

This FUPA was out for her morning constitutional in Arizona. Nice shot, bagged from behind the wheel.

Orange County FUPA

2006-11-10T08:47:00.000-08:00

Fupa on government businesss

Diabetic FUPA

2006-10-30T07:50:00.000-08:00

This FUPA was getting treatment for an ailment common to those with her affliction. Good thing there are new drugs out to help in the treatment of this awful disease. Note the accompanying arm-fat

Fashion Direct FUPA

2006-10-30T07:47:00.000-08:00

A truely classic shot. Note the special step installed on this FUPA's SUV to assist her in hefting her girth into the family fupa hauler.

Rubios FUPA

2006-10-20T12:38:00.001-07:00

These fupa discreetly feed in a dark corner of Rubios, but they do not escape the cunning skills of our Arizona hunter

Mini Cooper FUPA

2006-10-20T12:31:00.001-07:00

Check out this fine example of fupawear - the overall shorts are a natural choice, and if you look closely, you can see an example of the cheap teva knockoff sandal - always a fupa favorite. This comes from our LA fupa hunter

Red robin FUPA

2006-10-20T08:33:00.000-07:00

From our hunter in AZ. For these folks, the FUPA lifestyle is a family affair. Love them burgers, and the tower of onion rings... Can I have a shake with that?

The hunter changes venue

2006-10-03T09:06:00.000-07:00

As previously announced, one of the original hunters is moving from the fertile grounds of Arizona to the leaner, meaner hunting grounds of southern California.

Being the true hunter that he is, however, he favors us with a parting shot, taken on his way out of Arizona - Tonapah Fupa

Great clips FUPA

2006-09-24T16:58:00.000-07:00

This FUPA had a convenient counterweight to her front roll.

Fupa on the ramp

2006-09-24T16:53:00.000-07:00

Isn't it good that there are ramps to help these folks avoid the strain of the stairs? We welcome this post from out newest fupa hunter. We hope she finds many more fruitful quarry...

Traveling FUPA

2006-08-15T10:32:00.000-07:00

Nice capture at the airport

Movies FUPA (look close!)

2006-07-30T15:49:00.000-07:00

Kudos to this hunter for the difficult shot in the dark!

Cosmo reading FUPA

2006-07-30T15:48:00.000-07:00

We commend this fupa for reading up on "The Sex" (look closely) despite her obvious affliction. (Not the fupa footwear...)

Change of venue

2006-07-30T15:44:00.000-07:00

As one of our primary hunters leaves the fertile hunting grounds of the South West transportation industry for the leaner and more difficult southern california area, we wish him luck. Our only regret is that he makes the move without having obtained the holy grail. Perhaps someday...

On Safari

2006-07-30T15:43:00.000-07:00

One of the founding hunters has gone on a fupa hunting safari to South America. Look for some choice specimens in a couple of weeks, if he makes it back unharmed. International fupa can be large, but quite unpredictable.

Mug FUPA

2006-06-26T14:13:00.000-07:00

Note the hot weather FUPA wear, and the giant soda mug. Fupa do love their fountain drinks!

Trucker FUPA

2006-06-26T14:09:00.000-07:00

She is all set for the road, with pillows and bedroll. Love them truckstop vittles...

Paying up FUPA

2006-06-26T11:48:00.000-07:00

If you're gonna dance with the devil, you've gotta pay the band...
More Olive Garden

Feeding the FUPA

2006-06-26T11:44:00.000-07:00

Olive garden again...

FUPA t-shirt

2006-06-23T12:17:00.000-07:00

Don't like the FUPA? You might love this crazy shirt...
http://www.dicktees.net/pd_no.cfm

Bilingual FUPA

2006-06-23T12:16:00.001-07:00

Broad in the rear FUPA

2006-06-23T12:16:00.000-07:00

FUPA crossing

2006-06-23T12:15:00.000-07:00

Ticket booth FUPA

2006-06-23T12:11:00.000-07:00

A very fine example. Note the high quality of the photo, and the well demonstrated fupa footwear. Maybe the hunter should do a special post in fupa footwear. Hmm...

Movies Schwaggle

2006-06-07T09:50:00.000-07:00

A classic shot. Note that three sizes of fupa are represented. These fupa proudly display their condition with tight clothing, and yards and yards of denim.

Job Fair FUPA

2006-06-07T09:48:00.000-07:00

Note the camo pants paired with stylish sandals. A confident choice of clothing for a fupa seeking gainful employment.

QT Fupa - Part II

2006-06-07T09:43:00.000-07:00

Overflowing FUPA

2006-05-25T12:32:00.000-07:00

Golden Gate Park FUPA

2006-05-23T14:10:00.000-07:00

Parasol FUPA

2006-05-08T14:11:00.000-07:00

Fupa with coffee

2006-05-08T14:10:00.000-07:00

Like the prow of a ship... (I know, not really a fupa)

2006-05-08T14:03:00.000-07:00

Same FUPA, same car, every week

2006-05-08T13:51:00.000-07:00

McD FUPA - Supersize me

2006-05-08T13:41:00.000-07:00

Political FUPA on the move

2006-05-03T14:33:00.000-07:00

Recent demonstrations provided fertile hunting for FUPA, who were out in force sharing their political feelings. The FUPA hunter commends them for getting out and excercising, and for showing representation for their cause.

Love the stylish cap on this one

Fupa mom and non fupa kids

Marching FUPA on the cell phone

Pink pants FUPA

Homeboy FUPA - (Not really a true fupa, but more of a gutman - a close cousin to the fupa)

Small schwaggle

Massive FUPA - amazing that she made the march. The hunter commends her. See the distance shot showing her political sign below

King FUPA

2006-05-03T13:30:00.000-07:00

The hunter doesn't usually publish found photos, but this is the largest man in the world, from Monterey Mexico. (Happy Cinco de Mayo!). He is about 1,200 pounds, with no medical condition to make him retain weight. He is pure fupa.

QT FUPA

2006-04-26T13:28:00.000-07:00

Note the bulging pink summer outfit.

Conversational FUPA

2006-04-26T11:18:00.000-07:00

A guide to the hunt...

2006-04-19T19:14:00.000-07:00

When hunting the fupa, it is important to keep several things in mind. Fupa are everywhere in this country. Finding them is easy - scoring a photo, however, requires some special skills. Fupa are quick to anger, and the hunter risks attack if a fupa catches him stealing a photo. Be sure to turn off any sound function on the camera, as the noise of a camera shutter can quickly spook the unsuspecting fupa. In order to avoid detection, the hunter may use a camera phone to hide his intentions. He may feign nearsightedness - holding the camera at an arms length and straining as if he is having a difficult time reading the text on the screen - while carefully snapping the picture. Hunters should exercise extreme caution with the flash, and fupa have proven especially sensitive to sudden bright light. The combination of accidental discharge of flash and sound by the over eager hunter have been known to provoke a stampede when trying to steal a quick shot of a large schwaggle.

Hunters should protect themselves by carefully composing shots so that the face of the shy fupa is left out of the frame, as shown in the following example:

Fupa buying hotdogs

When including the face is unavoidable, a quick touch up of the face back at the hunting cabin can disguise the identity of the fupa. From time to time, a hunter may bag a trophy that he is so proud of, that he may leave the face uncovered for all to see. This privilege should be used with much discretion.

Be careful when bagging a fupa to not overlook the opportunity for schwaggle shots. Fupa rarely travel alone. Often, a mid size fupa will accompany a true giant, as he or she feels smaller when traveling with the larger companion. Photos of the two (or more) together are true gems. In the example below, we note the attempt by the larger specimen to appear sexy by using an ankle tattoo. Fupa often feel the need to adorn to body in various ways in an attempt to distract from their girth and affliction. Also note the confident pose of the mid size fupa, which she strikes with pride - glorying in her relative size next to her giant friend.

Hotdog fupa and confident friend

While the classic shot showing the fupa is truely the coup de grace, do not neglect opportunity to highlight other fupa features. These can be chins, fupa fashion statements, and, as seen hear, the fearsome fupa crack:

Fupa crack

As mentioned earlier, fupa are indeed everywhere. They cannot be avoided. Some areas, however, provide very fertile hunting ground for the selective hunter. Food courts and buffets are excellent places to get the always satisfying shot of fupa feeding. As the fupa does not like to move under its own power, waiting areas for elevators and public transportation can be a boon to the hunter going through a dry spell. As shown below, vending machines are prime spots as well. Note the fupa footwear. As weight increases and feet expand to support the mass, traditional footgear is often abandoned in favor of the sandal or slipper.

Birkenstock fupa

Finally, do not mock the fupa. Respectfully marvel at its plight. Wonder at the fact that it exists, and how it might have come into being. Remember, a true sportsman respects the fupa as the nobel goal of the hunt - and to the victor go the spoils.

Troll Fupa

2006-04-16T07:19:00.000-07:00

This Fupa is a driver for a certain trucking company, who stopped at a rest stop to relieve himself.

FUPA Chin

2006-04-12T09:03:00.000-07:00

Church FUPA

2006-04-12T08:54:00.000-07:00

Fupa with child and friend

2006-04-12T08:53:00.000-07:00

Rare midget FUPA

2006-04-12T08:52:00.000-07:00

Working FUPA at the McD's drive through

2006-04-12T08:49:00.000-07:00

Poncho's dark hall Schwaggle

2006-03-17T07:22:00.000-08:00

Major hang time Fupa

2006-03-16T09:28:00.000-08:00

Fupa on the street

2006-03-16T09:27:00.000-08:00

Fupa checking email

2006-03-16T09:24:00.000-08:00

Security line Fupa

2006-03-16T09:22:00.000-08:00