Friday, January 12, 2007

New post from a new hunter - Tarmac fupa

A fine international example to be sure. From the hunter's own blog posting:

Unlimited Carry-On Flabbage!

This mature FUPA flew on the 12 seat puddlejumper you see behind. After seating myself, I brazenly turned around to witness how this terrestrial phenomenon planned to squeeze herself aboard an airborne craft. With a push and a shove and a heave-ho, she succeeded. More impressively, the two and a half seats she occupied withstood the incalculable pressure.

The FUPA is a flightless creature.
At right, we witness a rare exception.

Thankfully the pilot did not insist we strap into seatbelts and, mercifully, no stewardess was on hand to criminally offer any mid-flight cheeze doodles. While the other passengers considered the probability of a FUPA-precipitated two-ton tailspin into the uncharted Nicaraguan jungle, this speciman spent the hour-long flight applying make up onto her face. As if a little rouge could distract us.

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kim said...

i just want to thank you for the amazing work you are doing and wanted to let you know that i intend on becoming a fupa hunter when i move back to new york next week and i cant wait. your wise words have helped me in preparing for the adventure. i hope to someday spot the oh so rare'schwaggle' and document them in a beautiful nature.

Sarah said...

This is another fupa that someone seriously needs to take aside and tell to STOP.

Her size is past ridiculous and she is a danger to the airlines and passengers at that weight. All that blubber concentrated in one spot has (according to some researchers) been shown to increase the potential for plane crashes. I'm sure she's met with disdainful looks when boarding as well. I know if some fupa were responsible for my plane gonna be crashing, I'd be shooting daggers their way!

luxomni said...

They always think the makeup will distract. Tattoos too - a little butterfly on the boob or is that now snoopy?

Anonymous said...

Sarah needs to shut the fuck up before some sticks a dagger in her ignorant ass.