Hunters should protect themselves by carefully composing shots so that the face of the shy fupa is left out of the frame, as shown in the following example:
Be careful when bagging a fupa to not overlook the opportunity for schwaggle shots. Fupa rarely travel alone. Often, a mid size fupa will accompany a true giant, as he or she feels smaller when traveling with the larger companion. Photos of the two (or more) together are true gems. In the example below, we note the attempt by the larger specimen to appear sexy by using an ankle tattoo. Fupa often feel the need to adorn to body in various ways in an attempt to distract from their girth and affliction. Also note the confident pose of the mid size fupa, which she strikes with pride - glorying in her relative size next to her giant friend.
While the classic shot showing the fupa is truely the coup de grace, do not neglect opportunity to highlight other fupa features. These can be chins, fupa fashion statements, and, as seen hear, the fearsome fupa crack:
As mentioned earlier, fupa are indeed everywhere. They cannot be avoided. Some areas, however, provide very fertile hunting ground for the selective hunter. Food courts and buffets are excellent places to get the always satisfying shot of fupa feeding. As the fupa does not like to move under its own power, waiting areas for elevators and public transportation can be a boon to the hunter going through a dry spell. As shown below, vending machines are prime spots as well. Note the fupa footwear. As weight increases and feet expand to support the mass, traditional footgear is often abandoned in favor of the sandal or slipper.
Finally, do not mock the fupa. Respectfully marvel at its plight. Wonder at the fact that it exists, and how it might have come into being. Remember, a true sportsman respects the fupa as the nobel goal of the hunt - and to the victor go the spoils.