Broad in the rear FUPA

FUPA crossing

Ticket booth FUPA

A very fine example. Note the high quality of the photo, and the well demonstrated fupa footwear. Maybe the hunter should do a special post in fupa footwear. Hmm...

Movies Schwaggle

A classic shot. Note that three sizes of fupa are represented. These fupa proudly display their condition with tight clothing, and yards and yards of denim.

Job Fair FUPA

Note the camo pants paired with stylish sandals. A confident choice of clothing for a fupa seeking gainful employment.

QT Fupa - Part II

Overflowing FUPA

Golden Gate Park FUPA

Parasol FUPA

Fupa with coffee

Like the prow of a ship... (I know, not really a fupa)

Same FUPA, same car, every week

McD FUPA - Supersize me

Political FUPA on the move

Recent demonstrations provided fertile hunting for FUPA, who were out in force sharing their political feelings. The FUPA hunter commends them for getting out and excercising, and for showing representation for their cause.

Love the stylish cap on this one

Fupa mom and non fupa kids

Marching FUPA on the cell phone

Pink pants FUPA

Homeboy FUPA - (Not really a true fupa, but more of a gutman - a close cousin to the fupa)

Small schwaggle

Massive FUPA - amazing that she made the march. The hunter commends her. See the distance shot showing her political sign below

King FUPA

The hunter doesn't usually publish found photos, but this is the largest man in the world, from Monterey Mexico. (Happy Cinco de Mayo!). He is about 1,200 pounds, with no medical condition to make him retain weight. He is pure fupa.

QT FUPA

Note the bulging pink summer outfit.

Conversational FUPA

A guide to the hunt...

When hunting the fupa, it is important to keep several things in mind. Fupa are everywhere in this country. Finding them is easy - scoring a photo, however, requires some special skills. Fupa are quick to anger, and the hunter risks attack if a fupa catches him stealing a photo. Be sure to turn off any sound function on the camera, as the noise of a camera shutter can quickly spook the unsuspecting fupa. In order to avoid detection, the hunter may use a camera phone to hide his intentions. He may feign nearsightedness - holding the camera at an arms length and straining as if he is having a difficult time reading the text on the screen - while carefully snapping the picture. Hunters should exercise extreme caution with the flash, and fupa have proven especially sensitive to sudden bright light. The combination of accidental discharge of flash and sound by the over eager hunter have been known to provoke a stampede when trying to steal a quick shot of a large schwaggle.

Hunters should protect themselves by carefully composing shots so that the face of the shy fupa is left out of the frame, as shown in the following example:

Fupa buying hotdogs

When including the face is unavoidable, a quick touch up of the face back at the hunting cabin can disguise the identity of the fupa. From time to time, a hunter may bag a trophy that he is so proud of, that he may leave the face uncovered for all to see. This privilege should be used with much discretion.

Be careful when bagging a fupa to not overlook the opportunity for schwaggle shots. Fupa rarely travel alone. Often, a mid size fupa will accompany a true giant, as he or she feels smaller when traveling with the larger companion. Photos of the two (or more) together are true gems. In the example below, we note the attempt by the larger specimen to appear sexy by using an ankle tattoo. Fupa often feel the need to adorn to body in various ways in an attempt to distract from their girth and affliction. Also note the confident pose of the mid size fupa, which she strikes with pride - glorying in her relative size next to her giant friend.

Hotdog fupa and confident friend

While the classic shot showing the fupa is truely the coup de grace, do not neglect opportunity to highlight other fupa features. These can be chins, fupa fashion statements, and, as seen hear, the fearsome fupa crack:

Fupa crack

As mentioned earlier, fupa are indeed everywhere. They cannot be avoided. Some areas, however, provide very fertile hunting ground for the selective hunter. Food courts and buffets are excellent places to get the always satisfying shot of fupa feeding. As the fupa does not like to move under its own power, waiting areas for elevators and public transportation can be a boon to the hunter going through a dry spell. As shown below, vending machines are prime spots as well. Note the fupa footwear. As weight increases and feet expand to support the mass, traditional footgear is often abandoned in favor of the sandal or slipper.

Birkenstock fupa

Finally, do not mock the fupa. Respectfully marvel at its plight. Wonder at the fact that it exists, and how it might have come into being. Remember, a true sportsman respects the fupa as the nobel goal of the hunt - and to the victor go the spoils.

Troll Fupa

This Fupa is a driver for a certain trucking company, who stopped at a rest stop to relieve himself.

FUPA Chin

Church FUPA

Fupa with child and friend

Rare midget FUPA

Working FUPA at the McD's drive through

Poncho's dark hall Schwaggle

Major hang time Fupa

Fupa on the street

Fupa checking email

Security line Fupa

Target Fupa

Oakland Fupa

Baseball game Fupa

Baby Blue Fupa

Bank Fupa

Rascal Fupa

Olive Garden Schwaggle

Burger King Fupa