Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Joe's BBQ Fupa















A massive specimin from a new AZ hunter. Quite a first catch! Check out the leg rolls, the fupa footwear, and the way the head is dwarfed by the rest of the body. And at a BBQ joint, no less... Well done.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Two hunters - one FUPA


























This last weekend two hunters met up in Arizona searching for some very big game. Both bagged this same fupa at the bank. Note the different styles in each shot. One hunter takes a classic shot, cropping out the face, and showcasing the fupa footwear while keeping the main roll the center of the shot. The other hunter takes a wider view - giving context to the fupa and her color coordinated family. Interesting that both opt to include their own feet in their shots. Perhaps this is the signature style of these two hunters.

Friday, January 12, 2007

New post from a new hunter - Tarmac fupa















A fine international example to be sure. From the hunter's own blog posting:

Unlimited Carry-On Flabbage!

This mature FUPA flew on the 12 seat puddlejumper you see behind. After seating myself, I brazenly turned around to witness how this terrestrial phenomenon planned to squeeze herself aboard an airborne craft. With a push and a shove and a heave-ho, she succeeded. More impressively, the two and a half seats she occupied withstood the incalculable pressure.

The FUPA is a flightless creature.
At right, we witness a rare exception.

Thankfully the pilot did not insist we strap into seatbelts and, mercifully, no stewardess was on hand to criminally offer any mid-flight cheeze doodles. While the other passengers considered the probability of a FUPA-precipitated two-ton tailspin into the uncharted Nicaraguan jungle, this speciman spent the hour-long flight applying make up onto her face. As if a little rouge could distract us.

We welcome quarry from hunters far and wide... send your trophies to fupahunter at gmail.com

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Waiting to be seated















Need a big seat...

Discount store FUPA















Right next to the ice cream freezer too...

Friday, December 22, 2006

Fupa on strike!















We aren't sure what is unfair, but these FUPA are out in force to tell us about it. Major hang time on the grayshirt there...

Laundry FUPA
















The local laundry is always an easy place to bag a fupa shot. Ample cloth is needed to cover the fupa body...

Friday, December 08, 2006

Leg brace fupa















That extra weight is hard on the knee joints

Book selling FUPA















This literary fupa is a fine example of a retail specimen.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Denim Skirt FUPA















This trophy, bagged at the office supply store, shows a fine specimen, proudly displaying her girth with a large bolt of denim cloth.

Classic FUPA















This is a classic FUPA shot, not a large trophy, but a good representation of a healthy patch of fat. Note how the observer covers her eyes at that sight...

Friday, November 10, 2006

Morning walk FUPA















This FUPA was out for her morning constitutional in Arizona. Nice shot, bagged from behind the wheel.

Orange County FUPA















Fupa on government businesss

Monday, October 30, 2006

Diabetic FUPA















This FUPA was getting treatment for an ailment common to those with her affliction. Good thing there are new drugs out to help in the treatment of this awful disease. Note the accompanying arm-fat

Fashion Direct FUPA















A truely classic shot. Note the special step installed on this FUPA's SUV to assist her in hefting her girth into the family fupa hauler.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Rubios FUPA















These fupa discreetly feed in a dark corner of Rubios, but they do not escape the cunning skills of our Arizona hunter

Mini Cooper FUPA















Check out this fine example of fupawear - the overall shorts are a natural choice, and if you look closely, you can see an example of the cheap teva knockoff sandal - always a fupa favorite. This comes from our LA fupa hunter

Red robin FUPA















From our hunter in AZ. For these folks, the FUPA lifestyle is a family affair. Love them burgers, and the tower of onion rings... Can I have a shake with that?

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

The hunter changes venue

As previously announced, one of the original hunters is moving from the fertile grounds of Arizona to the leaner, meaner hunting grounds of southern California.














Being the true hunter that he is, however, he favors us with a parting shot, taken on his way out of Arizona - Tonapah Fupa

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Great clips FUPA















This FUPA had a convenient counterweight to her front roll.